The Happiest Place on earth
Swashbucklers of the Spanish Main
Past Dead Man's Cove and a cave full of glittering treasure, guests come upon the salty crew of the Pirates of the Caribbean.
The sign on the front is Auction - Take a Wench for a Bride. When you are on the ride, the auctioneer is trying to sell the heavy set woman next to him, but all the man sitting around are shouting "We Wants the Redhead!"